All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries #1) (2017)

I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module, but then I realized I could access the combined feed of entertainment channels carried on the company satellites. It had been well over 35,000 hours or so since then, with still not much murdering, but probably, I don't know, a little under 35,000 hours of movies, serials, books, plays, and music consumed. As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure. 

I liked the imaginary people on the entertainment feed way more than I liked the real ones, but you can't have one without the other.

You may have noticed that when I do manage to care, I'm a pessimist.