The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard #1) (2006)

“If he had a bloody gash across his throat and a physiker was trying to sew it up, Lamora would steal the needle and thread and die laughing. He...steals too much.” - The Thiefmaker

“I can't wait to have words with the Gray King when this shit is all finished. There's a few things I want to ask him. Philosophical questions. Like, 'How does it feel to be dangled out a window by a rope tied around your balls, motherfucker?’” - Locke Lamora

“When you find yourself face to face with one,” Chains said, “you bow and scrape and mind your 'sirs' and 'madams.'" “Nice bird, asshole,” said Locke.

“I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here... until Jean shows up.” - Locke Lamora