Bloody Jack (Bloody Jack #1) (2002)

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• That’s the last time anyone on this earth ever calls me Mary.

• “Sir!” I yells with all me might. “I can read!” - Jacky Faber

• I’ve always found the nose to be a most forgivin’ organ. It sets up a powerful protest right off, but it quits when it knows it’s beat. 

• As the scholar has said, “The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the morning, concentrates the attention most wonderfully.”

• My one working eyelid is drooping and I’m drifting away into crazy strange and lovely dreams. I dream of Cathay Cats and Bombay Rats and I dream of Kangaroos. I dream of Jaimy and I dream of Charlie. And I dream of mutiny.

• I know the boys thought I was fetching when I was being a girl back in Kingston, but what do they know? If I was a female orangutan in a dress, I’d still have to watch myself with that randy Davy.